COVID-19 - Is that package safe to touch?

Here are some words of wisdom from FedEx's President and COO, Raj Subramaniam:

We recognize the trust you place in us when we deliver to your doorstep, shipping dock or place of business.

That’s why I want to share an update on the actions we are taking at FedEx to keep you – and our team members – safe amidst the COVID-19 outbreak.

“Safety Above All” is something we take incredibly seriously at FedEx. We are listening to recommendations from the World Health Organization (WHO) and other leading health organizations as we strive to help protect our customers and our team members.

We are giving our team members facts about COVID-19 and reminding them to follow simple, but effective steps to keep them safe such as frequent handwashing. And as always, we are encouraging our team members to take any signs of illness seriously and seek medical attention as needed.

In light of the COVID-19 outbreak, you may have wondered, “Is that package safe to touch?” The WHO has answered that question for us. They’ve made it clear that it is safe to handle a package, even if it comes from a place where the virus has been reported.

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